Who has 2 thumbs and got a 94 on their math final?
I don’t know what’s more perfect, the fact that the new nurse that comes around to give me my treatments is 70 and filled with the most bitch-tastic remarks that would take down even the coldest of cold hearted bitches, or that she refers to him as justin Beaver.
this is literally going to be the very thing that kills me. DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I HAVE WAITED FOR THIS.
we have a guy who regularly comes into the store
his name is theodore graham
his legal name
is teddy graham
guess who my favorite customer is